i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
(Source: efronsbutt)
Where can I return?
RSS- Straight girls: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
- Gay girls: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
- Straight guys: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
- Gay guys: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
- Everyone: Robert Downey Jr. is hot
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
(Source: alondrayvette)
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t see homosexual subtext in every thing they read or watch
the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
way to go finland
THEY WERE THE BEST!
FINLAND PLEASE
THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE EUROVISION!!
WE’RE THE BEST
OMFG WE’RE THE BEST.
europe
I love how this is like:
- Gay.
- Another gay.
- THE LAST URUK-HAI FROM ISENGARD, WHO HAS MANAGED TO SURVIVE SOMEHOW AND WHO HAS DECIDED TO MOVE TO FINLAND TO TORMENT THE LITTLE CHILDREN WATCHING EUROVISION AND HAS A SECRET PLAN TO MURDER EVERYONE VIOLENTLY.
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
i am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
When something happens in a fandom I’m not in:
this is so accurate i can’t even
(Source: fanartist-glaucopis)
tbqh this is why you should all love us
(Source: fuckyeahridiculousanimelines)
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